Ra.One Jokes Collection :

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to
celebrate the end of Ra.One promotions...!


2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all
those who
watched RA.One . Rs.25,000 for those
who left atinterval. 


3: Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol
Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets
Stock over after RA.One's release


4: Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One, "Mujh par ek ehsaan
karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana" 


5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people
affected after seeing Ra.One.


6: Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna
waste time by watchin Ra.one...!


7: Nahi chala RA.ONE...!
Ab SRK bolega buy one get one
aur ek week ke baad bolega, RA.ONE
coming soon on Sahara.One, Star.one and
DD one.


8: All bachelors must see Ra.One
to understand what PAIN means
to married men. 


9: Ra.One gives more pain than a
wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.


10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...!
Put people behind bars who
made such movie.


11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to
take a break from Twitter. Now v
came 2 know why he joined
Google+ before RA1 release.


12: Faking News: 100 people
committed mass suiced after watching Ra.one...!