Conversation.

*_Before marriage.... _*

**He: Yes. At last.

It was so hard to wait.

**She: Do you want me to leave?

**He: No! Don't even think about it.

**She: Do you love me?

**He: Of course! Over and over!

**She: Have you ever cheated on me?

**He: No! Why are you even asking?

**She: Will you kiss me?

**He: Every chance I get.

**She: Will you hit me?

**He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

**She: Can I trust you?

**He: Yes.

**She: Darling!

**_After marriage.... _**

Simply read from ** bottom to top. **

Delhi

ke

paas

ke

nizamudin

railway station

ki

train no. 6162

ke

route

ke

3rd station

bharatpur

ke

ek chhote

se

gaon

ke

nazdeek

wale

kabristan

ke

chowkidar

ki

kabr

pe

baithe hue

puppy

ki

aage wali

right side

ki

taang ki

tisri ungli ke

nakhun

ke

paas

chhupe

huye

chichar

ke

pet

me

rehnewale

bacteria

ke

chromosomal DNA

ke

thyminenucleotide

ke

5th carbon ke

outer shell

ke

4th electron

ki kasam...........

sirf Aap logo ko HELLO kahna tha.

Keep Reading.

A simple Question

aapne abtak SHOLEY movie kitni baar dekhi hai?

5 baar

4 baar

3 baar

chalo 2 baar to dekhi he hogi

To is question ko socna

Fir answer dena...

ok....

are you ready for it...




Who played double role in film SHOLEY ?



Think think?








ANSWER--- isKing george
Jo Amitabh k sikke k dono baju par tha.

इक आदमी के 6 अंगुलियाँ थी,
उसे लोग हनुमान बुलाते थे
..बताओ क्यों?

क्योंकि उसका नाम हनुमान था..

भारत की पहली महिला जिसने हवाई विदेश यात्रा की ??

सीता , रावण के साथ !

कंगारू क्या बोला जब उसका बच्चा उसे नही मिला ??

आईला !!!!! किसने मेरा पॉकेट मार लिया !!!

इक हाथी को चींटी से प्यार हो गया पर चींटी के घरवाले राजी नहीं ,
बताओ क्यों ? ??.

लड़के का दांत बाहर है

Full form of MATHS????

Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

उस लड़की को क्या कहोगे जो हंसती नहीं हो ??

उत्तर : हसी-ना

FUN

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.

Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.

Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.

Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?

Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.

Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.

Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.

Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.

Sardar : I am Selected.

BALLE BALLLE.

keep smiling

Keep reading.

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan - Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.\ SARKAR...

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.

22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.

23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

Mere Paas Laut Aana

JAb Yaad Meri Aye
To Rukna Mat
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazer Na Aye
To Derna Mat,
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Bin Badal Barsat Ho Jaye
Or Tumhien Raasta Na Mil Paye
To Udaas Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Saas Ki Doori Toote
Or Koi apna Tumhien Loote
To Mayyoos Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Dil Tumhara Toote
Or Kisi Ka Sath Tum Se Choote
To Aanso Mat Bahana
Meri Paas Laut Aana
Apni Khushi Se Chhor Ke Gayi Ho Tum
Mere Jazbat,Pyar,Aitbar Ko Tor Ke Gayai Ho Tum
Phir Bhi Meri Yaad Agar Aye
Or Aankhien Tumhari Bhar Aye
To Shermindah Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana!!!

I am gonna wait for you till my last breath.

Some Truth About BIHAR

Bihar has more number of Literate than Kerala and Tamil Naducombined?
Bihar has more number of Graduate than Andhra Pradesh and Keralacombined?
More Biharis are doctors than Punjab and Gujarat combined?
Bihar has produced more number of IAS officer than Kerala,Karnataka, Tamil Nadu , Andhra and Gujarat combined?
More Biharis are bank probationary office than any other state?
More Biharis are in IIT compare to Maharashtra and Gujarat?
Murder rate in Bihar is half of murder rate in Mumbai?
Rape in Bihar is 1/10th of Delhi?
Number of people killed in Bihar in communal violence is 1/75 thof Gujarat?
Naxalites in Bihar have killed less people than in Andhra Pradesh?
Bihar produces more wheat than Punjab?
Bihar is only large state where no farmer committed suicide?
More Bihari Girls complete Graduation than Kerala.

Thats Bihar
Spread the truth..
Dont carried away with gossips

Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons

“We will do it”

Means

“U will do it.”

“U have done a great job”

Means

“More work will be given to u.”

“We r a team”

Means

“I am not the only one to be blamed.”

“That is a good question”

Means

“I do not know anything about it.”

“All the best ”

Means

“U r in trouble.” :)

GOT IT ????

WAQT NAHI

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Me,

Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,

Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,

Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,

Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,

Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,

Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,

Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.

Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,

Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,

Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,

Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,

Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,

Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,

Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......