happy navratri 2 all of u..
njoy.
Friday, September 25, 2009
Saturday, January 31, 2009
EDITORIAL
HEYA EVRY1,
wASSUP???
THANX 4 UR COOPERATIONS.
KEEP READING...
lEAVE UR COMMENTS & REACTIONS.
LOTS OF LUV.....
KRISH SUDHANSHU.
wASSUP???
THANX 4 UR COOPERATIONS.
KEEP READING...
lEAVE UR COMMENTS & REACTIONS.
LOTS OF LUV.....
KRISH SUDHANSHU.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Mer Dukh Bhari Kahani
AATANK ka saya hai END SEM k dino me,
kisne sukh paya hai EXAM k dino me.
Maa baap sab kahte hai achche GRADES lao,
inhe kaun samjhae ya sab MOH MAYA hai.
T-20 k SESIONALS ki utri bhi na thai thakan,
lo aa gaya 50 overs k END SEM ka tufaan.
karni hai humko aise TOPERS ki talash,
jinse hai hum sabko NOTES ki aash.
leni hai XEROX ye kaam nahi hai easy,
bcoz SHANSHAH -e-DS ho gaya hai busy.
lagani hai teachers se ATTENDENCE ki guhaar,
utarna hai CRICKET & ORKUTING ka bukhaar.
CLASS k baad ab sedhe room ko hai aana,
BIDIPUR nahi ab hoga sirf MESS ka khana.
phone CALLs & SMS per bhi lagani hai lagam
layi hai DATE SHEET tension ka paigam
din mai hai LECTURE & sleepless hai raate,
ROOM me hai khamoshi ab sirf padhai ki baate.
SYLLABUS ko dekh kar har koi chakraya hai
Ye to Sach me AATANK ka saya hai............
kisne sukh paya hai EXAM k dino me.
Maa baap sab kahte hai achche GRADES lao,
inhe kaun samjhae ya sab MOH MAYA hai.
T-20 k SESIONALS ki utri bhi na thai thakan,
lo aa gaya 50 overs k END SEM ka tufaan.
karni hai humko aise TOPERS ki talash,
jinse hai hum sabko NOTES ki aash.
leni hai XEROX ye kaam nahi hai easy,
bcoz SHANSHAH -e-DS ho gaya hai busy.
lagani hai teachers se ATTENDENCE ki guhaar,
utarna hai CRICKET & ORKUTING ka bukhaar.
CLASS k baad ab sedhe room ko hai aana,
BIDIPUR nahi ab hoga sirf MESS ka khana.
phone CALLs & SMS per bhi lagani hai lagam
layi hai DATE SHEET tension ka paigam
din mai hai LECTURE & sleepless hai raate,
ROOM me hai khamoshi ab sirf padhai ki baate.
SYLLABUS ko dekh kar har koi chakraya hai
Ye to Sach me AATANK ka saya hai............
Acadamy Not different fro Cinema.
1. college ------- yaadein
2. pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3. classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4. canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5. course -------- godzilla
6. exams -------- kalyug
7. examination hall---- chamber of secret
8. exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10. answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11. cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13. examiner ------------- the killer
14. last exam ----------- independence day
15. paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16. marks ----------- assambhav
17. result ----------- murder
18. pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20. supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21. vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
2. pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3. classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4. canteen------- kabhi alvida na kehna
5. course -------- godzilla
6. exams -------- kalyug
7. examination hall---- chamber of secret
8. exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10. answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11. cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12. paper out ---------- plan
13. examiner ------------- the killer
14. last exam ----------- independence day
15. paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16. marks ----------- assambhav
17. result ----------- murder
18. pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20. supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21. vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi
A CUTE LOVE STORY
A BOY HAD CANCER
AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV.
EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP
AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.
AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME
AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,
HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM
SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?
ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.
SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............
moral of the story: if u love someone......
say to him/her directly don't wait forthe destiny to play the role..
AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.
HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.
BUT HE DID NOT TELL HER ABOUT HIS LUV.
EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOP
AND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.
AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.
WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME
AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,
HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS ROOM
SHE SAW ALL THE CD'S UNOPENED ...............
THE GIRL CRIED N CRIED N FINALLY DIED.
YOU KNOW Y SHE CRIED?
ÇOZ SHE HAD KEPT HER OWN LUV LETTERS INSIDE THE CD PACKS.
SHE ALSO LUVED HIM.............
moral of the story: if u love someone......
say to him/her directly don't wait forthe destiny to play the role..
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Conversation.
*_Before marriage.... _*
**He: Yes. At last.
It was so hard to wait.
**She: Do you want me to leave?
**He: No! Don't even think about it.
**She: Do you love me?
**He: Of course! Over and over!
**She: Have you ever cheated on me?
**He: No! Why are you even asking?
**She: Will you kiss me?
**He: Every chance I get.
**She: Will you hit me?
**He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
**She: Can I trust you?
**He: Yes.
**She: Darling!
**_After marriage.... _**
Simply read from ** bottom to top. **
Delhi
ke
paas
ke
nizamudin
railway station
ki
train no. 6162
ke
route
ke
3rd station
bharatpur
ke
ek chhote
se
gaon
ke
nazdeek
wale
kabristan
ke
chowkidar
ki
kabr
pe
baithe hue
puppy
ki
aage wali
right side
ki
taang ki
tisri ungli ke
nakhun
ke
paas
chhupe
huye
chichar
ke
pet
me
rehnewale
bacteria
ke
chromosomal DNA
ke
thyminenucleotide
ke
5th carbon ke
outer shell
ke
4th electron
ki kasam...........
sirf Aap logo ko HELLO kahna tha.
Keep Reading.
A simple Question
aapne abtak SHOLEY movie kitni baar dekhi hai?
5 baar
4 baar
3 baar
chalo 2 baar to dekhi he hogi
To is question ko socna
Fir answer dena...
ok....
are you ready for it...
Who played double role in film SHOLEY ?
Think think?
ANSWER--- isKing george
Jo Amitabh k sikke k dono baju par tha.
5 baar
4 baar
3 baar
chalo 2 baar to dekhi he hogi
To is question ko socna
Fir answer dena...
ok....
are you ready for it...
Who played double role in film SHOLEY ?
Think think?
ANSWER--- isKing george
Jo Amitabh k sikke k dono baju par tha.
इक आदमी के 6 अंगुलियाँ थी,
उसे लोग हनुमान बुलाते थे
..बताओ क्यों?
क्योंकि उसका नाम हनुमान था..
भारत की पहली महिला जिसने हवाई विदेश यात्रा की ??
सीता , रावण के साथ !
कंगारू क्या बोला जब उसका बच्चा उसे नही मिला ??
आईला !!!!! किसने मेरा पॉकेट मार लिया !!!
इक हाथी को चींटी से प्यार हो गया पर चींटी के घरवाले राजी नहीं ,
बताओ क्यों ? ??.
लड़के का दांत बाहर है
Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
उस लड़की को क्या कहोगे जो हंसती नहीं हो ??
उत्तर : हसी-ना
उसे लोग हनुमान बुलाते थे
..बताओ क्यों?
क्योंकि उसका नाम हनुमान था..
भारत की पहली महिला जिसने हवाई विदेश यात्रा की ??
सीता , रावण के साथ !
कंगारू क्या बोला जब उसका बच्चा उसे नही मिला ??
आईला !!!!! किसने मेरा पॉकेट मार लिया !!!
इक हाथी को चींटी से प्यार हो गया पर चींटी के घरवाले राजी नहीं ,
बताओ क्यों ? ??.
लड़के का दांत बाहर है
Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
उस लड़की को क्या कहोगे जो हंसती नहीं हो ??
उत्तर : हसी-ना
FUN
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected.
BALLE BALLLE.
keep smiling
Keep reading.
Computer Vs. Hindi Films
Computer Vs. Hindi Films
1) Pentium III & Pentium I ---- Bade miyan - Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4)F1 - Guide.
5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8) Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server -Godfather.\ SARKAR...
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security -Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal - Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
Mere Paas Laut Aana
JAb Yaad Meri Aye
To Rukna Mat
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazer Na Aye
To Derna Mat,
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Bin Badal Barsat Ho Jaye
Or Tumhien Raasta Na Mil Paye
To Udaas Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Saas Ki Doori Toote
Or Koi apna Tumhien Loote
To Mayyoos Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Dil Tumhara Toote
Or Kisi Ka Sath Tum Se Choote
To Aanso Mat Bahana
Meri Paas Laut Aana
Apni Khushi Se Chhor Ke Gayi Ho Tum
Mere Jazbat,Pyar,Aitbar Ko Tor Ke Gayai Ho Tum
Phir Bhi Meri Yaad Agar Aye
Or Aankhien Tumhari Bhar Aye
To Shermindah Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana!!!
I am gonna wait for you till my last breath.
To Rukna Mat
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazer Na Aye
To Derna Mat,
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Bin Badal Barsat Ho Jaye
Or Tumhien Raasta Na Mil Paye
To Udaas Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Saas Ki Doori Toote
Or Koi apna Tumhien Loote
To Mayyoos Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana
Jab Dil Tumhara Toote
Or Kisi Ka Sath Tum Se Choote
To Aanso Mat Bahana
Meri Paas Laut Aana
Apni Khushi Se Chhor Ke Gayi Ho Tum
Mere Jazbat,Pyar,Aitbar Ko Tor Ke Gayai Ho Tum
Phir Bhi Meri Yaad Agar Aye
Or Aankhien Tumhari Bhar Aye
To Shermindah Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana!!!
I am gonna wait for you till my last breath.
Some Truth About BIHAR
Bihar has more number of Literate than Kerala and Tamil Naducombined?
Bihar has more number of Graduate than Andhra Pradesh and Keralacombined?
More Biharis are doctors than Punjab and Gujarat combined?
Bihar has produced more number of IAS officer than Kerala,Karnataka, Tamil Nadu , Andhra and Gujarat combined?
More Biharis are bank probationary office than any other state?
More Biharis are in IIT compare to Maharashtra and Gujarat?
Murder rate in Bihar is half of murder rate in Mumbai?
Rape in Bihar is 1/10th of Delhi?
Number of people killed in Bihar in communal violence is 1/75 thof Gujarat?
Naxalites in Bihar have killed less people than in Andhra Pradesh?
Bihar produces more wheat than Punjab?
Bihar is only large state where no farmer committed suicide?
More Bihari Girls complete Graduation than Kerala.
Thats Bihar
Spread the truth..
Dont carried away with gossips
Bihar has more number of Graduate than Andhra Pradesh and Keralacombined?
More Biharis are doctors than Punjab and Gujarat combined?
Bihar has produced more number of IAS officer than Kerala,Karnataka, Tamil Nadu , Andhra and Gujarat combined?
More Biharis are bank probationary office than any other state?
More Biharis are in IIT compare to Maharashtra and Gujarat?
Murder rate in Bihar is half of murder rate in Mumbai?
Rape in Bihar is 1/10th of Delhi?
Number of people killed in Bihar in communal violence is 1/75 thof Gujarat?
Naxalites in Bihar have killed less people than in Andhra Pradesh?
Bihar produces more wheat than Punjab?
Bihar is only large state where no farmer committed suicide?
More Bihari Girls complete Graduation than Kerala.
Thats Bihar
Spread the truth..
Dont carried away with gossips
Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons
“We will do it”
Means
“U will do it.”
“U have done a great job”
Means
“More work will be given to u.”
“We r a team”
Means
“I am not the only one to be blamed.”
“That is a good question”
Means
“I do not know anything about it.”
“All the best ”
Means
“U r in trouble.” :)
GOT IT ????
WAQT NAHI
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Me,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......
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